JPdb Bar and Grill

[sPitter of the Rats]

Hey, I just got back from my trip to the future! Let's watch this copy of Jurassic Park 4: Dinosaurmageddon!<br /><br />*pops in the DVD*<br /><br />Alan: Watch out for that Bigasaurus!<br /><br />Ian: Um, Ah, Run!<br /><br />Kiera Knightly: Help me, sPitter-Man! My bra is about to fall off!

[Jon]

:: shakes his head from side to side @ spitter::

[Anonymous]

*Walks in the door, beaten*<br /><br />Sorry i was gone a long time, i finished those cinnamon sticks, but then i wanted more, so i raided a near by pizzahut, unforutnately i had a scruff while i was in there to eat.<br /><br />*goes to Mrs DNA*<br /><br />Could i hide out here for a while until the cops are gone? And could you hide me someplace really well because....well you can say i had a little barbecue of my own..<br /><br />*burps to the side, and fire leaks out of his mouth*<br /><br />excuse me

[beeurd]

*reads last few posts*<br /><br />Eep... Yousa all crazy!

[Edgar]

.:Watching Jurassic Park 4: Dinosaurmageddon:.<br />Wow, I don't know wuts going on, but the mud-wresting match is really sexy, hehe

[sPitter of the Rats]

Nick Van Owen: You mean there is a Nazi base on the Moon?<br /><br />Talking raptor: Yes. And it's run by a midget orangutan with a drinking problem!<br /><br />Nick: Then there's only one thing to do... *cocks gun* Kill Justin Timberlake!

[Anonymous]

HEY THAT LOOK FAMILAR! Hhhmmm, this wouldnt happen to Barney would it? looks so much like it

[Anonymous]

i think i'll go to the back. *hears police sirens and runs away*

[beeurd]

Business seems slow... Hmmness...<br /><br />*pours himself a whisky*

[Jon]

::takes it away from you:: no drinking on the job!