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Meanwhile in the luggage hold...
Dinoverse: Haha! I will get to go to *Tires screech at the exact moment* and I don't have to pay money! What? we're slowing down? Are we there already?
*Gets out* Argh!!!! Not Dobermans! Please! AH!!!!!!!!
*Passengers look bored and oblivious to the screams emitting from outside as they wait for the bus to get filled with gas*
Dinoverse: *Climbs onto bus ragged and worn and collapses into the nearest empty chair.* I hate those security personel...

Dinoverse, you look like you were just attacked by Dobermans! Here, have some water.

*Passes Dinoverse a cup of water, which Dinoverse downs quickly*

Oh, sorry. That was the boiling water. I would give you this cup, but I don't think it is even water. /blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />

*Cyclopsis turns sharply and Mrs.DNA is thrown out of the bus. The Soccer dude who was sitting next to her is really Nightcrawler in a holographic disguise and teleports to save her. Mrs.D still is mesmerized and didn't even notice that she was thrown out.*

Wow Mrs.D. Do you even know where you are anymore? That guy has you in a trance!

*runs after bus, having missed it*

Stop! Wait for meeeee!

*Stumbles around in the road for a bit* /blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />

What happened? How did I get out here? /huh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":huh:" border="0" alt="huh.gif" />

*Watches beeurd chase the bus*

Hey! You left me too!! *chases the bus also* /mad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="mad.gif" />

*Manages to board the bus with beeurd while the bus is stopped at a red light*

*Is walking down the aisle looking for a seat when she is suddenly thrown violently to the floor as the bus is rear-ended*

HEY! Who the heck hit us? /mad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="mad.gif" />

*Leans out a window to see that another bus with the words "Magical Mystery Tour" printed on the sides of it has rear ended us*

*Everyone on the MMT bus rushes out of their bus and invades ours*

*Is trampled by the people as they rush to their seats*

/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> YAY! FUN PASSENGERS!

Hey I don't care I'm driving! I passed my driving test yesterday! /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

Sure it was for driving a car, but it can't be that different, can it?

*throws driver out the way and swerves away down the road* Wheeeeee!

Oh My God! You killed Cyclopsis!

*Out of no where, Kyle from South Park shows up*

"You Bastard!"

*Looks out the window and notices Cyclopsis is still alive holding on to the side of an open window*

O_O

*Random grossly obese woman sees Cyclopsis clinging to her window and SCREAMS, then begins beating his hands with her purse, trying to get him to let go*

/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

*Ms. DNA takes a seat next to a very familiar looking mustached man with (you guessed it) a soccer ball. For those who don't know/care, he is Ringo, the Beatle drummer, who boarded with the rest of the Magical Mystery Tour passengers*

....Or IS it???????

*Pokes at him*

You're the real Ringo, right?

*Blank stare from Ringo*

*Ms. D. points at Nightcrawler, who is now at the front of the bus singing "I've Got You Under My Skin" over the bus intercom*

Ms. D: "I thought he was you!"
Ringo: "No that's not me." *Throws the soccer ball at Nightcrawler, knocking the microphone out of his hand and causing happy cheers and applause to erupt from all over the bus*

/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

*Begins casually glancing around the bus for the other 3/4's of the fab four...but doesn't see them yet*

Oh well. *To Ringo* Hey, I'm trying to make a clone of you using your toothbrush!

*Another blank stare*

*is sitting there reading Jurassic Park*

*A man plops down beside her and stares at her, chomping on his gum like a cow*

Uh...hello...

*the man continues to stare*

/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />
WHO ARE YOU?

*Ms. DNA runs up to them*

Uh...hi...

Ms. DNA: Well. I found Paul. Now, to find the other two...

*Tries to talk to Paul but is instantly TACKLED from behind*

*Stumbles to her feet just in time to see a teenage girl in a Cookie Monster mask throw herself into Paul's lap while screaming, "MACCA!!!!" at the top of her lungs*

Oh great. Enter modern-day rabid Beatle fangirls. /dry.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="<_<" border="0" alt="dry.gif" />

*Tries to pry the obsessed girl off of Paul's lap*

*Paul continues chomping calmly on his gum*

*The other passengers start getting angry at the noise*

*And as if things couldn't get any more noisy, the last two Beatles suddenly appear at the front of the bus. They have hog tied Nightcrawler and stolen his microphone. George is singing a song about pigs and John is making obscene noises into the microphone*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, THE CHAOS!

So...Does anyone know where we're going on our crazy exodus anyway?
*Some have blank stares on their faces while others have looks of anger*
Um...Never mind...