WOO FROGS! THANK YOU! *moves all the frogs into the giant aquarium in her hotel room*
GOOD NEWS, BEEURD! Dieter Enterprises has been doing some aggressive negotiations with the US and European governments....*accidentally bumps the remote control that is lying on the counter and the TV flips on, showing a large Dieter Enterprises conference room where several dozen very important people are sitting around a table. Each person is being viciously attacked by compies. Blood squirts in all directions as the words "Island Rights Negotiations Continue".......
Well what on earth was that?! Uh....well, anyway, to make a long story short, Dieter Enterprises' skillful negotiation techniques were able to get you, beeurd, sole ownership of this island. /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> And I'm buying everyone a beer to celebrate!!
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More beer! /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> Moe from The Simpsons walks in and says, "Uh yeah, I'm here for the uh, beer shortage. Apparently youse guys are drinking all the beer and we're in short supply." Everyone groans but keeps drinking anyway. Moe says,"Well, I tried Barney." /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />
[i]"I was standing in the park one day wondering why frisbees get bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me"[/i]
-Anonymous
I would like to inform you that the Confederate States of America has taken control of this island. *launches a nulear "machine" at the US embassy in South Africa*
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