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Who's Jones? lol

Jones makes only the best soda! It comes in a shitload of strange flavors, including green apple, watermelon, etc. The stuff's really good. http://www.jonessoda.com/

I'll try a watermelon, Ms. DNA! It's good to be back.

*Gives Tyrannis his Vanilla Cola Jones and gives Mrs. Malcolm her Watermelon Jones and dino-fries*

Yes, beeurd, you must try it!

*Shoves one of every flavor in front of beeurd* /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

Not only is it great soda, but every picture on every bottle is different, and are sent in by people all over the world! I had a picture of my friends and I printed on a case of 12 Cream Soda Joneses for Christmas!

*starts drinking his Jones*
Did you really? Now that is really cool and yes Beeurd you definetly must try it.

Yeah, I did. And it was expensive. $50! But you won't be seeing the picture on any bottles anywhere (at least not that I know of...) because I ordered just a carton and did not submit it for their public photo thingy.

*wonders who let out the Raptor and the Rex*
*suddenly sees someone standing behind the big plant in the corner*

Trike 123: Dennis Nedry?

Nedry: Hey, give me a break! Dodgson's willing to pay me a lot of dough if I got you out of the Bar and Grill! He wants to create a Bar and Grillassic Park

Trike 123: That explains everything! Want a soda?

Nedry: Off course!

*sees Nedry*

Oh no... He'll eat us out of business! /ohmy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":o" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" />

AAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *hurries off to the store to re-stock our food supply!*

Oh yea, while we're talking about Nedry, has anybody seen him lately? He has a small role in that Steve Martin movie Cheaper by the Dozen and he's lost A LOT of weight! I almost didn't recognize him!

He wouldn't eat you out of buisness he'd eat you into prosterity, you'll be rich.

I prefer the name: Kick ur ass (ic) park.