Jurassic Park db forum

*Rips out a radiator and shields himself from the lead, then tosses it at T-rex23*
OH NOES! I killed Mario!

**does a rambo roll behind another booth and loads a clip of AP rounds into his gun** HAHAHAHA **fires lead into around the bar blasting chunks out of everything** sad part is I might be getting a REAL AR-15, lol

*comes into bar with magnum aiming backwards*Ok people this is a stickup!*T-rex23 aproaches me with a steak knife*POW *starts bleeding from chest then falls over*dam, i knew there was somthing wrong with the way i was holding the gun.*crawls out of bar holding chest*I will return......(if i get to the hospital in time)

*Walks up behind Andy-rex and drives a pole through him and into the ground*

You ain't going nowhere, now lie there and bleed to death.

Tyrannis wrote:*Walks up behind Andy-rex and drives a pole through him and into the ground*

You ain't going nowhere, now lie there and bleed to death.

*pulls pole out of chest then shoves pole down Tyrannis's throat*a pole...what are 3 years old.*pour gasoline on tyrannis's body*see you in hell!*throws lighter at gasoline and it ignites*

AAAH, the violence! I can take it no more!

*runs upstairs to her hotel room and goes into the closet....*

*comes back out with her world famous HANDY DANDY GRENADE LAUNCHER!*

I'll put a stop to this chaos. *Leans off her hotel room balcony and bombards the bar and grill with grenades. The entire bar and grill explodes into a hideous raging inferno*

MWAHAHAHAHAHA! That'll show them!!

.....

Aww crap. Errr umm...uhh, OOPS. Now how am I supposed to tell beeurd that I've completely destroyed the bar and grill......AGAIN!!! Well, I guess there's only one way out of this. *grabs her official Dieter Enterprises cell phone and calls Dieter's private jet to take her away into hiding*

I'll uhh...send you a check beeurd...!

*takes gravity gun, jumps over the bar counter and fires, sending myself flying out of the inferno*

MUAHAHA!

*Flames burst from the eyes and an evil grin spreads across the flaming face*

Been there, done that. Here's my postcard!!

*pulls the pole up and out and drives through Andy's brain.*

hey im no canibal Im just part raptor during my surgury they didnt have any organs from some one with the same blood type as me so they had to use raptor organs also LGM can I eat you when you die because I riped out your kidnys any one going to finish this andy rex gusse not *starts eating* mmmmm I love the stomachs

Oh gawd. Not again.

*comms a Star Destroyer which disintegrates the ruins of the old B&G, and drops a prefabricated new one down in its place.

Yay! *goes inside and falls asleep in the office* /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />