Jurassic Park db forum

*shoots Jurassicpuff with a grappling hook and drags her behind the bus before pulling her in* Now you know you'll never get away *Puts her in a cage with 20 lemurs* Yes I am a sadist why do you ask?

*starts having a panic attack* /ph34r.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ph34r:" border="0" alt="ph34r.gif" />
Oh no...this can't be happening...
*one of the lemurs leaps up and stares her in the face*
Gonna find a happy place...
*pictures herself out a McDonald's play place crawling through tubes and sliding down colorful plastic slides* /smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />
Yeah...that's happy...
*suddenly the imaginary play place is crawling with LEMURS!*
AAAAGGHH!
*passes out*
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*pulls up a lazy boy and gives JP a injection of an upper and an anti pass out drug* Now we'll have fun

*Davey Havok and Jade Puget start making out for no reason at all*

Oh my!

That's gross, get a room you two or at least some kind of half wall.

*is hallucinating*
...We all live in a yellow submarine...
*looks at the lemurs but in her drugged state they look like boxes of donuts*
Mmm...donuts...
*lunges at one of the lemurs* /wacko.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":wacko:" border="0" alt="wacko.gif" />

I knew drugging her was a good idea.

Dougnuts? A.r. wants dougnuts!

*looks around and realizes there are no dougnuts*

Huh?

*sees random drugs on the floor*

Oooooooooooh, what's this?

*takes drugs*

Whooooooah! This is like a music video!

Of course it is, music videos are made by guys on drugs

*stands up with a lemur tail sticking out of her mouth*
These donuts taste funny... /huh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":huh:" border="0" alt="huh.gif" />