JPdb Bar and Grill

[Ms. DNA]

*stumbles into the bar*<br /><br />WOAH! Seems as if I've missed a few pages here...erm...<br /><br />But I did go back and read them!! I did! <br /><br />ANYWAYS!!......Rexy: Whatever it is that's going on, I hope things get better soon. I'm here for ya if you need me. <br /><br />Hmm...we need something to help cheer everyone up around here. Yes! I know just the thing.<br /><br />*Just like old times, Ms. DNA phones George Lucas and asks him to send some entertainment our way*<br /><br />*A few hours later, a black unmarked helecopter lands outside and a mob of 3 and 4 year old Jedi padawans hops out and begins running towards the bar*<br /><br />OMG! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!

[Anonymous]

*removes his headphones and glances at the Jedi*<br /><br />Uh.. Ms. DNA, what's going on?

[Anonymous]

*edgar taps on the tombstone* *Raptor pops out of the ground and runs to miss DNA and hides behind her legs* they're everywhere save me!! *looks under her dress by accident* hey nice underwear

[Anonymous]

Ive decided ill become a pirate!

[beeurd]

Ms DNA! What the hell did you do!?<br />Why have we got Jedi Initiates running around the bar!?<br /><br />Wait! I can throw them out for being unaccompanied by an adult!<br /><br />*Yoda hobbles up to him*<br />Yoda: With me, the younglings are.<br /><br />Beeurd: WHAT!?<br /><br />Yoda: Old enough, I am, heeheehee.<br /><br />Beeurd: *smacks head off bar* Don't wake me up until they've gone! *falls unconcious*

[Ms. DNA]

AAAH! Why is it every time I call Lucas he sends me DISASTERS!?<br /><br />*sounding much like Leo from the Lethal Weapon movies* OK, OK, OK!!!!<br /><br />I KNOW WHAT TO DO HERE!<br /><br />Yoda, you MUST get these children out of the bar. This is NOT a suitable environment for young children. Yoda: &quot;Want a tequila I do. Leaving we are not.&quot;<br /><br />*Watches as the children start climbing all over the pool tables and begin throwing the balls at each other. Children begin wailing as the flying balls hit them in the head*<br /><br />See Yoda, they're gonna kill each other in here!<br /><br />*watches as one child discovers her tuba case containing her grenade launcher under a table*<br /><br />NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *dives for the child and grabs him just in time*<br /><br />YODA, I ORDER YOU TO LEAVE THIS BAR IMMEDIATELY!<br /><br />Yoda: &quot;Ok.&quot; *He calmly leaves the bar and hops into an abandoned Jeep outside and speeds off*<br /><br />*runs out the door* YODA! I MEANT FOR YOU TO TAKE THE KIDS WITH YOU! Oh man, this is REALLY bad!<br /><br />

[Jurassicpuff]

I can handle this!<br />*turns into a large metal playpen*<br />*everyone throws the Jedis into it*<br />Heehee!

[Anonymous]

hey look what i found out parked next to the dumpster!! *tries to bring in yoda's ship, but can barly bring it in through the door. Breaks the bar's front wall as drags the ship in* Phheww, amzing what trash you can find these days!<br /><br />*yoda pops out* This my ship!! TRash it is not! Trash you are!<br /><br />*Raptor pounches on yoda* ok that's it *brings out his starsaber* I'm a raptor will a laser sword!<br /><br />*yoda bring out his light saber* aahhh!!<br /><br />oh no *starts to have a lightsaber duel*

[Edgar]

Aha! i have the perfect way of getting back into the bar and grill w/o anyone knowing its me!<br />.:Puts on a T-Rex costume and walks into the bar. The little Jedis see him and attack him:.<br /><br />jedis-&quot;BARNEY!!!&quot;<br /><br />No... NO I'm not Barney... HELLPPPPPPPPPPP

[Anonymous]

... Screw this<br /><br />*grabs his SPAS and two 9mm pistols and start to shoot at the Jedis*<br />