Jurassic Park db forum

::wants a shot...:: ::...waits...::

Noooooooo!<br /><br />*takes whisky into the office and locks door*<br /> /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

*walks into bar*<br /><br />Geez, it's been awhile since I've been here!<br /><br />Uhh, sorry 'bout that, beeurd, I sorta just took it upon myself to give myself a week long paid vacation..........uhhhhhhh.....I'll work overtime for a while to make it up.<br /><br />*starts mopping the floor*

[quote author=sPitter of the Rats link=board=2;threadid=1971;start=500#msg33431 date=1059145456]<br />Nick Van Owen: You mean there is a Nazi base on the Moon?<br /><br />Talking raptor: Yes. And it's run by a midget orangutan with a drinking problem!<br /><br />Nick: Then there's only one thing to do... *cocks gun* Kill Justin Timberlake!<br /><hr></blockquote><br /><br />LOL ;D ;D ;D

*tap dances with the mop*

:: drops a quater in ur hat and claps:: Layla!

*opens office and yells at MsDNA*<br /><br />DO I PAY YOU TO DANCE??? DO I???<br /><br />*MsDNA looks confused*<br /><br />NO!!! BECAUSE I DON'T PAY YOU AT ALL!!!<br />PLEASE CONTINUE!!!<br /><br />*sits on stool and watches*

Beeurd.. are you drunk?<br /><br />

NOOOOOO!!! Of course not!<br /><br />*hold up empty whisky bottle*<br /><br />There's nothing in this bottle, so I can't be drunk, can I? *falls off stool*<br />

Tisk, tisk, tisk.<br /><br />*runs a bucket of cold water and throws it on beeurd*<br /><br />You need some help. *gives beeurd another bottle of whisky*