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Oh come now, guys! He's just a little kid! And I left his lightsaber at home! What can he possibly do? AND, look what else I have!! *shouts out the door* OK boys, bring it in!

*Two muscular men wearing t-shirts that say "Dieter Enterprises Warehouse Staff" shove a large, man-sized box through the door*

Thanks a lot guys. *hurriedly cuts open the box, and pulls out what's inside*

It is a man, wrapped in bubble wrap. *Unwraps man and pushes a button on the back of his neck*

TA-DA!! I present to you the first ever DIETER ENTERPRISES LIFE-LIKE ROBOT BABYSITTER!! This one is designed to look just like Sam the bartender from "Cheers", so he will blend in well in a bar environment:



OK, Liam, you be good for Robo-Sammy while mommy works at the bar

Robo-Sammy: "Did somebody say bar?"

ARGH!

.:Throws unfinished cage at Robo-Sammy:.

Aww, Edgar, now look what you did! Your cage dented Robo-Sammy's forehead! :shocked:

lol... Bad Edgar! You should have finished it! /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

*Enters room*
Hello pe... What the...? Oh, ok.

*grabs a sledgehammer and gets ready for a swing*

Now, now, what's with all this unjustified hosility towards Robo-Sammy?! Robo-Sammy is your FRIEND! He's here to keep little Liam from killing you!

*takes away Edgar's cage and Velociraptor199's sledgehammer*

On top of that, these robotical babysitters are expensive to make, and I don't want them all smashed up!

I have a better Robot!
.:Brings out Robo-Cheech:.
He was a Bartender in Desperado

Well, he's not the bartender here. /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

And neither is Robo-Sammy! He's merely a robotical babysitter to keep Liam out of trouble while I work!!