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10 random Vin Diesel facts:
-Vin Diesel once fed a starving Kenyan child by lactating through his belly button.
-The Legend of Zelda is based on the adventures of Vin Diesel battling Adolph Hitler and the Nazis in World War 2.
-Vin Diesel is the only living creature who's proportions do not follow the golden ratio. EDIT: Vin Diesel's taint is actually 1.61803399 times larger than the circumference of his head. You just don't notice his massive taint because it's built in sections and he stores half of it at home on Mount Olympus.
-Vin Diesel was once known as Chewbacca, before he got Charlie Villanueva Disease.
-Vin Diesel has a fever.. and the only prescription is more cowbell.
-Vin Diesel created rainbows to distract people before he punches them in the teeth. According to him, it worked on Mother Theresa.
-Contrary to popular belief, the Rosetta Stone was not carved by Egyptians to honour the Pharoh. It was actually a recepie for Vin's famous three bean chilli.
-Vin Diesel is Billie Jean's Lover.
-Arnold Schwarzenegger is Vin Diesel's retarded brother with autism.
-When told there was a random fact site about him, Vin Diesel smiled, laughed a bit, then ascended into the sky, kinda like Jesus but better.

It is common knowledge that there are three sides to the force: The Light Side, The Dark Side, and Chuck Norris.

hehe, chuck noris.

its time for a random fact off(its verry big)

10 for vin diesel
-Vin Diesel's first appearence on screen was in the hit movie "Alien", where he burst out of a mans chest at a dinner table.
-Vin Diesel was originally the drummer/ piccolo player for seventies rock supergroup Kansas. Unfortunately, Vin was kicked out of the band after he wrote Dust in the Wind. He wrote it after an unfortunate accident with a groupie and his ability to wield the extreme power of the sun.
-If you ask Vin Diesel any question in Romanian he must answer it. But afterwards the life of your first born child is forfeit.
-The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that Vin Diesel couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than his thumb.
-Vin Diesel is the only human able to digest corn.
-Vin Diesel created the internet out of some 2x4's and a pack of smokes he stole from Jesus.
-The maximum absolute value of the function 3e^x/(5x^x - 8x) equals Vin Diesel's weight on May 7th, 1998.
-Vin Diesel re-wets his contacts with Bacardi 151.
-The only drug that can get Vin Diesel high is life.
-Vin Diesel has been known to pass up water in favor of mercury.

now chuck norris

-Chuck Norris is a parapalegic
-Contrary to popular belief, Earth, Wind, Fire, Water, and Heart can actually combine. However, it is not Captain Planet that materializes out of thin air to stop ecological disasters from destroying our fragile planet, it's Chuck Norris dressed in full jungle camouflage with an uzi and a flamethrower.
-Chuck Norris can't eat while standing upright
-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the earth, thus creating the hole in the ozone layer.
-Chuck Norris fought a pirate once. It was close but the pirate won. Chuck has been in a state of chronic depression ever since.
-Chuck Norris once knew a man from Venus.
-While serving in Vietnam, Chuck Norris's diet consisted of trail mix made from the testcles of enemy soldiers. He also threw in a handful of roasted almonds to build muscle.
-Chuck Norris once challenged Troy Aikman for his superbowl ring.
-Chuck Norris is the love child offspring of Andy Griffith and John Denver
-Chuck Norris believes strongly in ending world hunger. He plans to do this by terminating the populations of all third world countries.

lmao....these are great.....
In one episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Chuck Norris replaced Carlton for one scene and nobody noticed.

um...these are ...fake right?

On the sixth day God created Chuck Norris.

vin diesel can conjure up chocolate milk with just chocolate and milk

that one sounds like it could be true