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Sorry!! I've been busy. Doing what? I was just uh....doing nothing...!!!

*Nearby Gamorrean guard snorts in disapproval*

*Leads him over to a corner*

*speaking very softly* Listen buddy, we made a deal...you're supposed to keep your mouth and NOSE shut about this, nobody has to know that I "accidentally" broke the year 1964 on the time warp and nobody can travel to or from it!

*Loud crash from one of the back rooms....followed by four very familiar voices*

Ah, heh....! Well we weren't USING that extra storage room and since they're stuck here anyway I...

*They appear in the back hallway...*

John: Where's the one who tied us up and locked us in there for two days?

HEH! UH! Yeah.......sorry about that boys, there's been an accident with the time warp, it seems you might be stuck here awhile..........

George: Do we get more free beer?

Uh sure....!

Paul: Then we're staying.

*They completely forget they're in the wrong decade and that they're mad at me and begin raiding the bar*

*looks out the window*
Erm... MS. DNA? You didn't break the time warp... you just sent the enitre Bar and Grill back to 1964.... /blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />

I did?????

*looks out window and sees the 1964ness*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

What am I going to DO!?!?!

*rushes to try and fix the time warp*

And as if things couldn't get any worse.....

*The real WEIRD AL enters the bar, who had just arrived when we were all sent back in time*

Al: Did I hear someone request a song?

Al, this really isn't a great time........

Al: But I brought a FRIEND with me!!



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

*Present-day Paul and 1964 Paul stare at each other*

Wait a minute.........that's 1984 Paul and Al...!

Al: Yeah, we've been messing around with time too. 1984 me wanted to meet present-day me, so here I am....but it looks like I went backwards instead.

*1984 Paul and 1964 Paul are still staring at each other*

So let me get this straight......I just brought the 1964 Beatles into the year 2004 at the same time a 1984 Paul and Weird Al arrived, and now there's TWO PAULS, twenty years apart in age, and we've all been sent back to 1964 TOGETHER???????????

John: Kind of looks that way.

*Ms. DNA faints*

*walks around the room, handing everyone that isn't from 2004 a plane ticket*


Alright, let's go everyone!

*Pushes everyone in the plane*

Don't worry! They won't return after this!

*Shows poster*

A PLANE?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

*Ms. DNA HURLS herself into the plane and starts shoving them all back out*

You can't put these Beatles on a PLANE! George is scared of FLYING!

BE GONE WITH YOU SCARY PLANE!

*plane flies off*

....it is a shame though. After all it did only 50 cents. /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

*John, Paul, older Paul, George, Ringo, and Al all help themselves to free drinks and begin shooting pool....the two Pauls no longer seem to care about one another*

Eh, well at least they're not wreaking havoc.......yet. I'm going to try to get us back to 2004 now.

*Begins working on the warp*

Yeah! Better get us back - I'm not waiting 39 years to see Star Wars Episode III!

beeurd wrote:Yeah! Better get us back - I'm not waiting 39 years to see Star Wars Episode III!

Actually, you'd have to wait 41 years to see it..... /dry.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="<_<" border="0" alt="dry.gif" />

same thing... I was never any good at maths. I had to use a calculator to get that wrong answer. /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

beeurd wrote:same thing... I was never any good at maths. I had to use a calculator to get that wrong answer. /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

A calculator? In 1964? /blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />

Uhh... I brought it with me /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />