Jurassic Park db forum

Well, being in 1964 has one advantage: NO EWOKS!!!!! They're not invented yet! /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

Yes....but there are things worse than Ewoks.......like four half drunken BEATLES!

*The fab four plus old Paul and Weird Al are beginning to get really crazy....*

*Weird Al is standing on the pool table singing a polka, old Paul is hiding under a pool table while young Paul dances around the table trying to poke him with one of the sticks, John and George are throwing pool table balls at each other, and Ringo is crawling around on the floor pickpocketing drunk and careless customers.....*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, I MUST STOP THE INSANITY!

Okay, here goes nothing........when I push this button, hopefully everyone will return to their proper decades............

*pushes button....everyone begins floating in the air all Matrix-like....*

*suddenly the Fab Four vanish as we speed out of the 60's*

*Weird Al and older Paul vanish as we sail through the 80's*

*a Power Ranger gets caught in the warp as we fly through the 90's*

*Everyone and everything is thrown violently to one end of the bar as we stop in present day*

Eh...sorry about that....this thing never had very good brakes.......!

*People begin stumbling up from the mess*

Here we are, back in 2004!!!!!..........................

The power ranger that got in the warp looks around


Power Ranger: "Where am I?"

Triceratops 123: "You're in 2004. Nobody except very little kids likes the Power Rangers anymore!"

Power Ranger: "Oh no! I got my power from worthless merchandising and popularity!"

Ah, that's BILLY the Blue Ranger, one of the original Power Rangers; the ones I watched. /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

*sniffle* I miss them sometimes........I still remember the order they used to yell in..."Mastodon, Pteradactyl, Triceratops, Saber Tooth Tiger, Tyrannosaurus!*

I WANNA BE A LITTLE KID AGAIN! /sad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad.gif" />

I remember when I was in the third grade in 1993, if you didn't like Power Rangers you were NOBODY. One day I took a Disney magazine with an article about the Power Rangers in it, and as soon as my classmates saw I had it I got JUMPED and they all started FIGHTHING over the magazine! It got all torn up!! Such peril until another classmate pulled out his oh-so-nifty Power Ranger vehicles that you could connect together to make that gigantic robot man thing. The kids ran to attack him and left my magazine alone.

ANYWAY........

*eyes the old school Power Ranger then eyes the door to the cloning lab*

Hmmmmmmmmmmm........ /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

Everyone rushes toward the cloning machine, just to discover that there is a long line already. A man that looks like Bill Gates with a mustache screams "Number 528!" over the roar of the crowd. "That's me!" says a man in a Scottish accent. John Hammond brings a case of embryos, "I've been waiting long for this moment!" "Now just hand over your $500 per each thing you wish to clone, and leave your name age and photocopy of identification at the desk please." says Bill. Hammond hurries to clone his dinos. "Next!" *Everyone from the JP B&G just stares* /blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />

Wow, that cloning lab sure is getting a lot of business!! Perhaps Triceratops123 should start charging for it! He'd make a heck of a profit!! /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

*sighs*

*The bar is still a mess from our sudden stop back to 2004, but everyone is finally back in their proper decades*

...except that Power Ranger of course. And I think we shall keep him! /cool.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="B)" border="0" alt="cool.gif" />

*The Blue Ranger is showing off some karate moves up on the karaoke stage*

Well, it's been a very long few days here with all this time warp nonsense! I'm going to mop up this Ringo clone slime and go lounge in my hotel room for a few days.

*Begins mopping up the Ringo slime*

I want to save the Ringo slime and see if I can bottle it as shampoo.

New product: Dieter Enterprises Ringo Slime Shampoo. Have your hair
Looking like Ringo’s with just one drop. /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

*shuts down the cloning machine*
Bill Gates: Hey! What are you doing?

Triceratops 123: Sorry dude! No cloning without my permission! How the hell did you get here anyway?

Gates: The WINDOWS were open /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

Trike 123: Oh yeah.. you could get in while the B&G was gone to 1964

*Pushes everyone out*

If you wanna stay, there's a two-drink minimum!

Hi. I've been here the whole time. I just turned into a chair to escape all of the creepy things. (In case everyone forgot, I got turned into a T1000 not too long ago so I am able to transform into chairs and stuff) /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />
*whips of some of her famous oatmeal surprise*
So, whose hungry?

lol, welcome back! /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

*The people that were standing in line of the cloning machine start fighting over the oatmeal, the Power Ranger jumps in too*

Oh my, that doesn't look very good.... /blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />


I think I'll go for pizza!

*runs out of the bar and grill, while the fighting people are tearing up the place*