JPdb Bar and Grill

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 28 Mar 2004, 10:49

*Walks back into bar and grill after a long relaxing day in the hotel. Dieter, Liam, and Teeki are all with her. Dieter is carrying the STILL UNHATCHED compy egg I got for Christmas!*

AAH! I feel much better after a nice rest!! *glares at the time warp* EVIL!

*Sees all the people fighting over Puff's oatmeal*

Uh.......no thanks....! /blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />

*Wanders over to the blender and pours in some Ringo slime, water, tea, a cigarette butt, a drum stick, some red paint, four rings, and some strawberries (to make it smell nice!), then turns the blender on*

I'm working on my first batch of Ringo Shampoo: Strawberry Fields scented. /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

beeurd · Post by **beeurd** » 28 Mar 2004, 10:58

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Jurassicpuff · Post by **Jurassicpuff** » 28 Mar 2004, 23:22

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You should sell it in bottles shaped like Yellow Submarines.

Triceratops123 · Post by **Triceratops123** » 29 Mar 2004, 00:52

*returns with the pizza and sees everyone is still fightinng, right in front of the time warp*

*sees the "Automatic transportation platform to get a fighting mob inside a time warp and teleport them right back to somewhere they can't return from"-button right in front of him*

Nah, it would be too easy!

*walks to his room*

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 29 Mar 2004, 21:37

WOW, what a great button!! Don't let me forget that is there...I may need it sometime......*eyes Puff* /mad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="

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*shakes her head at a random customer who has volunteered to have the Ringo shampoo tested on him. Ms. DNA has just finished washing and drying his hair*

It looks NOTHING like Ringo's!!! /sad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad.gif" /> /sad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad.gif" /> /sad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad.gif" />

Hang on a second.

*grabs Bar and Grill cookbook and flips to a page*

Ah, here it is. Ringo shampoo. Yeah, I added that....and that....and that too...and that....and....OH MAN! I completely forgot the last ingredient.

~DNA from the real Ringo's hair. Clones will not work~

*sigh*

*to the test victim* Wait there. I'll be right back.

*Grabs a pair of scissors out of a drawer and heads for the time warp*

I shall return.

beeurd · Post by **beeurd** » 30 Mar 2004, 12:15

Hey... Wouldn't a clone have the same DNA? /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

Triceratops123 · Post by **Triceratops123** » 30 Mar 2004, 12:16

*finished eating the pizza, now wants to take a shower*
Hey, I just realised something! /blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" /> We don't have a shower OR a bath in the Bar and Grill! /huh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":huh:" border="0" alt="huh.gif" />

beeurd · Post by **beeurd** » 30 Mar 2004, 12:18

What do you mean? There's a hotel upstairs - of course we have baths and showers! /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

Jurassicpuff · Post by **Jurassicpuff** » 30 Mar 2004, 16:25

The rooms on the 13th floor don't have bathrooms. Or TVs or beds or telephones. Come to think of it, there isn't a lot to the 13th floor.
*Everyone stares*
Random Customer: Doesn't she know there isn't a 13th floor?

beeurd · Post by **beeurd** » 30 Mar 2004, 18:00

Yeah, it's only a 8 floor building. /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />