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WOO, party with WEIRD AL! I wanna party!!!!!! But......oh yeah. I forgot.

*suddenly remembers she's still stuck in 1964..........*

*holds up the lock of Ringo hair*

Eh, I got what I came here for. I'll leave you boys alone.......for now that is.... /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />

*The fab four don't seem to care....they've completely started ignoring Ms. DNA and Puff and are all crowded around a small handheld radio shaped like a miniature Coca Cola vending machine. The radio is playing one of their songs*

Well, FINE! If you'd rather listen to YOURSELVES sing than say goodbye.....!

*They all light cigarettes and continue ignoring Ms. DNA*

GRRRRRRRRRRR.........! OK, fine! I'll just grab me some SOUVINIRS!

*rummages through their suitcases and steals each of their toothbrushes*

HEH! I have your toothbrushes, and now your teeth shall rot and you'll have to go to the DENTIST!

*At the mentioning of the word DENTIST, George passes out and John begins running around the room screaming like a madman*

Oops......I uh *forgot* you two were scared of the dentist.... /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" /> /dry.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="<_<" border="0" alt="dry.gif" />

Paul: Shhh, I can't hear the radio.
John: GIMME BACK MY TOOTHBRUSH!!!!!!!
Ringo: Gimme back my hair!
George: *mutters something about spaghetti in his unconsciousness*

*makes a mad dash for the bathroom vent, with John and Ringo hot on her heels*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HELP ME PUFF!!!! /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

QUOTE *makes a mad dash for the bathroom vent, with John and Ringo hot on her heels*[/quote]
...So will you make it in time for the party? /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

Come on, Ms. DNA! We have to get back to the bar so we can party with Weird Al!

*turns the air conditioner on full blast The gust of wind is strong enough to hurl John, Ringo, and Ms. DNA out of the vent and back into the hotel room.*

Now let's get out of here.
*Turns to the Fab Four*
I'm sorry for any problems we caused you. Good bye.
*The four of them stare*
Um. Yeah.
*Drags Ms. DNA out the door and into the time machine*

*Meanwhile, sees Weird Al eating some cloned cheese crackers at the Party*
Weird Al! Noooooo! That cracker's INSTABILE! Who knows what might happen?
*Weird Al starts mutating*

Oh no! Look at him!

DUDE! Speaking of Weird Al, did you hear about his parents???

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/04/1...s.ap/index.html

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Awww...I wonder If Weird Al is taking it ok... /sad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad.gif" />

Poor Al... /sad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad.gif" />

Yea, it's sad. /sad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad.gif" /> /sad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad.gif" /> /sad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad.gif" />

But back to bar and grill and time warp business....

Random cheesy narrator voiceover from out of nowhere: "When last we saw Ms. DNA and Puff they were hurrying into the time warp to once again escape the peril of 1964. The two are now safely in the time warp headed back for present-day.........

*sigh* Stupid time warp. Nobody told me that as punishment for my charades somebody programmed the time warp to take THREE WEEKS to get back from 1964!!

*is bored*

Don't they even serve peanuts on this thing??????

*suddenly remembers something*

MY RINGO HAIR! I lost it when STUPID PUFF turned on the AIR CONDITIONER! I gotta go back and get it! *jumps up and wildly starts punching buttons*

Random cheesy automated time warp voice: "We knew you'd try that Ms. DNA, that is why somebody also programmed the time warp to lock all buttons while you are in it. We apologize for the inconvenience. Thank you."

WE?! Why does this time warp talk in third person and who is WE????

*is REALLY mad now. Sits back down angrily*

*suddenly remembers something again*

THE TOOTHBRUSHES!

*reaches into her pocket and pulls out the toothbrushes*

GWAHAHAHA! I STILL HAVE THEIR TOOTHBRUSHES! Toothbrushes with DNA on them! GWAHAHA! Now I can make shampoo out of all FOUR of them! /mad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="mad.gif" /> /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> /mad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="mad.gif" />

With their plaque? LOL /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

Sure, why not?! /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />