JPdb Bar and Grill

[Anonymous]

&quot;I do like the Monty Python-ness though. *starts running around the bar chanting NI, NI, NI, NI!!*&quot;<br /><br />Oh no, not the knights of NI!!<br /><br />*grabs his guns and locks himself in his office*

[Anonymous]

Now they are Knights of Uwwntikitkishhhipang (whatever its called?) right??? <br /><br />This sucks, either case there guys, and there gonna try and steal all the girls ;-) **Takes another sip of another scotch on the rocks**

[Edgar]

.runk:.<br />Doess n e bodayyy no how ta speek whale??<br /><br />BURWUAAOAoah WUwoauashsohWAHAHahah

[Anonymous]

**Puts his arm around edgar** You know I was only really young when i was old when you was borin- Whale, I know how to speak whale... here let me see if i know- **"Shot glasses" down his huge glass of Scotch and Falls to the ground passed out**

[Anonymous]

*walks out of his office, outside, gets in his Sunbird and leaves*

[Ms. DNA]

Good idea, Rexy. I think it's time I get out of here for a while too.<br /><br />Besides, a bar is no place for my newly adopted Jedi padawan son here.<br /><br />*takes the little Jedi by the hand and leaves the bar*<br /><br />Boy, is Yoda gonna be mad when he finds out I adopted one of his students. Heh heh heh. Eh, a Jedi's life isn't so great anyway. Now Liam here shall live a normal life.<br /><br />*Liam starts wailing as Dieter the compy hops out of Ms. DNA's car and jumps up onto his shoulder*<br /><br />Or maybe a not so normal life...

[Ms. DNA]

Wow, and I just remembered I adopted a baby Ewok named Teeki in the last Bar and Grill.... <br /><br />OK, so I have a pet compy, a baby Ewok, and a three year old adopted Jedi padawan son.<br /><br />Hmm...this is gonna be really tough on a part time waitress's salary! Good thing I'm the CEO of Dieter Enterprises, the multimillion dollar company designed for the sole purpose selling Dieter the compy merchandise. He's a big star, he does commercials. ;D The website may be down, but I haven't forgotten old Dieter Enterprises.

[Jurassicpuff]

Hmm.<br />*transforms back into a person*<br />*suddenly the lights go out*<br />Oh no! <br />*pulls her Gameboy Advance SP out of her pocket, turns it on and uses it as a flashlight* (They really are that bright)<br />What happened to the lights?<br />*goes out to the fuse box and finds another young Jedi chewing on some wires*<br />MS. DNA, come get this little punk!

[Ms. DNA]

Hey now, I'm not adopting another one!! YOU adopt this one! He and Liam can be playmates!!

[Jurassicpuff]

Um...<br />*stares at the two-year-old Jedi*<br />Okay. But if he gives me too much trouble, he's raptor chow!<br />I think I'll name him Gibson!<br />*repairs the wires and the lights come back on*