JPdb Bar and Grill

Post by **Jon** » 24 Dec 2003, 16:04

::walks in with presents for all:: /smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" /> Hope everyone has a happy and safe christmas ::gives on to ms. dna & the others::

Chiara · Post by **Chiara** » 24 Dec 2003, 16:14

I GOT A PRESENT FROM JON!!! /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

*sniffles my only present--I was naughty last night and my mommy won't give me my gifts now /dry.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="<_<" border="0" alt="dry.gif" /> (oh carebears, to let you know i still love you)
but she gave me the gift of a choice to move out /blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />

anybody want an annoying 14 year old? /sad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad.gif" />

..nope...thought so...... /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

beeurd · Post by **beeurd** » 26 Dec 2003, 05:00

Ms. DNA wrote:Say, beeurd, do we still have any of Dinosaur_Neill's leftover internal organs back there in the freezer? Dieter here needs a snack...

Yeah I knew how much Dieter loved Neill's organs, so I had him cloned!
If you go right to the back of the freezer, thre are some fresh organs stacked on the shelf there /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

Ooooh, thanks for the present, Jon! *tries to guess what it is without opening it*

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 03 Jan 2004, 15:46

Well, now that the holidays are over and a new year is here, it's time to start booking entertainment for our JPDb Bar and Grill Hotel restaurant! (For those of you who have forgotten or never knew, the Bar and Grill has always had a hotel next door) HMMM!!

*looks at her list of last year's entertainers*

January-February
Song and Dance Stormtrooper Troop
*Remembers last year's disastrous performance and scratches them off the list*

March-April
John Hammond Dinosaur Puppet Ventriloquist Act
*Remembers that nobody came to that and scratches him off the list*

May-June
Richard Simmons Git Fit Spectacular
*Scratches him off the list, tears him off the list, wads it up, chews it up, then burns it to a crisp!*

July-August
Terminator 3 on Ice
*Laughs insanely and leaves them on the list to hire again for this year*

September-October
Caddyshack the Musical
*Laughs insanely and scratches them off the list*

November-December
Weird Al and the Muppets Holiday Extravaganza
*DEFINITELY leaves them on the list!*

Well, looks like I've got to find four new shows for this year....any suggestions??

P.S.- Thank you beeurd, for the Dinosaur_Neill organs! *watches Dieter devour them hungrily!* Ain't he ADORABLE!! /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

Jurassicpuff · Post by **Jurassicpuff** » 04 Jan 2004, 00:55

/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Terminator 3 on Ice! Haha! Is it a musical? With a singing Arnold Swarzenegger impersonator?

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 04 Jan 2004, 19:56

Of course! Singing, dancing, shooting, terminating! Terminator 3 on Ice has it all!!!

Now...about these four new acts I have to find....I found this here catalog of all sorts of acts I can hire!

Ewok Circus, available January-June
Spongebob Squarepants Goes to Africa, a five-act play, available March-May
Spongebob Squarepants Loses his Pants, an X-rated three act play, no one under 18 permitted, call for available dates
Squawking Chicken Symphony, available October-November
Lethal Weapon the Musical, available February-July
Pokemon Ballet, cancelled for being too stupid
Raptor Rap, available June-August
Cream of Wheat Stunt Spectacular, available all year round
Indiana Jones vs. Han Solo Wrestling Mania, available all year round
Terminator 2 on Ice, back by popular demand, available by special request only

WOW! I think we have some great possibilites here!!!! /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

beeurd · Post by **beeurd** » 05 Jan 2004, 15:55

I'm scared... I'll leave the entertainment to you, but I'm not attending... lol

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 05 Jan 2004, 17:12

/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> Oh I'm not attending either!! /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> I'm just trying to find the shows that will cause the fewest audience member deaths during performances! /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

Post by **Jon** » 05 Jan 2004, 21:17

:: sits at the bar :: hmm may i have a Raptor Chicken Cheese Stake?

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 05 Jan 2004, 21:35

Of course! One Raptor Chicken Cheese Steak coming right up!

*goes to the fridge and gets some cheese*

*goes to the freezer and gets some chicken*

*grabs a machete and goes outside to kill a raptor*