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Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 13 Jan 2004, 16:12

Dieter the Compy Brand Crackers say not to clone them? Hmm. That's odd. I was sure I specified that they must have cloning abilities. Oh well, do it anyway. /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

Triceratops123 · Post by **Triceratops123** » 14 Jan 2004, 02:35

*clones crackers*
Hmmm, that's odd... I never knew cloned cheese crackers had horrible mutations such as giant razor-sharp teeth...

Triceratops123 · Post by **Triceratops123** » 14 Jan 2004, 02:45

Good news everyone! I found a new Ewok repeller.... however, in the wrong hands it might ATTRACT Ewoks, so only use it if necessary!
Here's the trick:
Go somewhere far away and start playing Weird Al's Star Wars Cantina song! The Ewsoks will be naturally attracted and run towards the sound!

Jurassicpuff · Post by **Jurassicpuff** » 14 Jan 2004, 19:36

I've lined up some GREAT entertainment for tonight! Well, it isn't live but it's entertaining! *drags in a movie projector* I present you with Jurassic Park...In cartoon!
*watches as cartoon Alan Grant digs in the sand.*
This is great! Alan's voice is supplied by the same guy who does the voice of Johnny Bravo. Ellie's voice is supplied by whoever does the voice of Bubbles the Powerpuff Girl and Ian's voice is provided by the guy who does Spongebob's voice.
*pops some pop corn*
Enjoy! /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 14 Jan 2004, 19:42

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Triceratops123 · Post by **Triceratops123** » 15 Jan 2004, 02:43

Jurassicpuff wrote:I've lined up some GREAT entertainment for tonight! Well, it isn't live but it's entertaining! *drags in a movie projector* I present you with Jurassic Park...In cartoon!
*watches as cartoon Alan Grant digs in the sand.*
This is great! Alan's voice is supplied by the same guy who does the voice of Johnny Bravo. Ellie's voice is supplied by whoever does the voice of Bubbles the Powerpuff Girl and Ian's voice is provided by the guy who does Spongebob's voice.
*pops some pop corn*
Enjoy! /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

Oh my god! Is that whoever is Ed from Ed, Edd 'n Eddy as Hammond?

samfan · Post by **samfan** » 15 Jan 2004, 05:10

Jurassicpuff wrote:I've lined up some GREAT entertainment for tonight! Well, it isn't live but it's entertaining! *drags in a movie projector* I present you with Jurassic Park...In cartoon!
*watches as cartoon Alan Grant digs in the sand.*
This is great! Alan's voice is supplied by the same guy who does the voice of Johnny Bravo. Ellie's voice is supplied by whoever does the voice of Bubbles the Powerpuff Girl and Ian's voice is provided by the guy who does Spongebob's voice.
*pops some pop corn*
Enjoy! /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" /> yikes.... lol

Post by **Jon** » 15 Jan 2004, 10:53

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Triceratops123 · Post by **Triceratops123** » 15 Jan 2004, 12:21

*Dims lights*
Ssh! Movie good for Trike 123
*Grant talking to Sattler: Hey chick! Check out my awesome look!!
Student: Dr. Grant? Shouldn't we be digging up the fossils?
Grant: Yeah, do that! I'm trying to get some here!
Chopper lands
Hammond walks out, bumping his head
Hammond: Gravy!
To Grant: I want you to come to my island full of monsters who'll suck your brains! Booh!
Grant: Will there be chicks?
Hammond: Chickens? I like chickens!
Grant: I'll do it!
Sattler: I wonder who's the dumbest*
*Screen turns black*
Ms. DNA: Okay! If you wanna see the rest, order something!

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 15 Jan 2004, 13:09

*turns the TV back on*

*the movie is now showing a shot of poorly-drawn, pathetically-animated cartoon dinosaurs that all look like they are smiling happily as they chase a muscular cartoon man drawn much in the same style as Batman through a forest background*

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