Jack Horner talks JPIV!

Somewhere on a remote island there lie no fences, no power, and no plot. Explore the amazing world of the Universal Studios potential known as Jurassic Park IV. (Spoilers Allowed!)
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sPitter of the Rats wrote:Ok, I realize that Lizard people sound corny, but after 3 unsuccessful outings to those islands, this story really needs to evolve.

It won't be JP anymore? It'll be crap with JP stamped on it? Well, no, I figure the 3rd sequel should have come a long way since the original flick. Personally, I think most of you guys are just to afraid of change to embrace anything different from what we've been getting. Well what have we been getting? Nobody liked TLW until JP3 came and outsucked it.

Well damn it, maybe dinosauroids are a stupid direction! Maybe this film will be the laughingstock of Universal in 2005! But I am too sick of hordes of idiots going to an island against the will of the smartest ones and getting wittled down by the same damn dangers!
Remember Spitter, where not afraid of change, that's not what I'm trying to get too, what I'm trying to is that JPIII sucked big time, and TLW wasn't even that bad, I liked it, I didn't personally like the T-Rex rampaging in the city, but it was at least a solid and good movie with the dinosaurs acting like animals.

Again, I do agree that lameless people going to an island only to get killed is getting tiring too, so as I state, JPIV better have a good trump card in their hands, or it maybe even worse than JPIII...and that I don't even want to imagine.

Oh, and I still say that they should choose a different paleontologist aside from Horner, any guy who goes on rampaging about a 60ft lng Spinosaurus (with no fossil frame to prove of that size might I add also, for the one blown up by the WWII bombing was only 33 ft lng, and even though it wasn't fully grown, they estimated it to be at full grown around 40-45ft lng, but nowhere as large as T-Rex, just long /cool.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="B)" border="0" alt="cool.gif" /> ) who is the "Biggest and Baddest" of them all, should be dethrone by a paleontologist who looks at an equal eye level. Horner spends too many of his days fantasizing about his make believe dinosaurs.
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There has been a recent discovery of T-Rex. One that is 45 feet long! It was nicknamed C-Rex. An 45 FOOT REX!
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You know what?I was hoping that too. /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />
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I knew there had to be an even larger one, 45 foot is a good place to set the mark but I could even see a 50 footer being found one day of course it will be a really old female but I could still see it. Well the King is back in its throne I believe and no one could be happier, It truly is the king of the dinosaurs because It is the most popular and most likely the fiercest especailly considering it had to take on large ceratopsians for dinner
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I don't care if the Spinosaurus was 500 ft long (which would be freakishly weird), it ate FISH!

*Scene from JP4*
*Jack Horner leads a bunch of people in the jungles of Isla Sorna. They come to a pond with a Rex drinking from it*
Person 1: OMG! RUN!
Horner: HaHa, that stupid dinosaur won't hurt you, it's a scavenger!
Person 2: IDK man, looks pretty scary.
Horner: Non sense, a Rex can't even run.
Person 1: Neither could its prey...
Horner: Pff, that's stupid! I'll go get the Tyrannosaur's attention, and I bet you he won't even chase after me.
*Horner runs over to the Rex, yelling at it, ect. The Rex stands there, staring awkwardly at Horner. It roars, and Horner begins to run. The Rex quickly chases after him, and promptly swallows Horner whole*
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That would be absolutely perfect, I'll see if I can make that a flash it's so cool.
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Mike112 wrote:I don't care if the Spinosaurus was 500 ft long (which would be freakishly weird), it ate FISH!

*Scene from JP4*
*Jack Horner leads a bunch of people in the jungles of Isla Sorna. They come to a pond with a Rex drinking from it*
Person 1: OMG! RUN!
Horner: HaHa, that stupid dinosaur won't hurt you, it's a scavenger!
Person 2: IDK man, looks pretty scary.
Horner: Non sense, a Rex can't even run.
Person 1: Neither could its prey...
Horner: Pff, that's stupid! I'll go get the Tyrannosaur's attention, and I bet you he won't even chase after me.
*Horner runs over to the Rex, yelling at it, ect. The Rex stands there, staring awkwardly at Horner. It roars, and Horner begins to run. The Rex quickly chases after him, and promptly swallows Horner whole*
/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> The funniest thing I've ever heard for the longest time...honestly, IF only we could get a real live T-Rex and put him in a place with Horner, I'd bit anyone within seconds he'd redeemly say that T-Rex is a Hunter but it'd be too late, since he'd be partially saying some of that while the Rex crushed him within it's jaws.
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God, you people are so arrogant it hurts my soul. Even if he's dead wrong with the Scavenger thing, I'm still waiting for you people to dig up half as many dinosaurs as he did and thinking up revolutionising theories about Hadrosaurs. Even if this goes against the 'no more negative posts', I don't care, you're a bunch of self-aplauding cocksure loudmouths. Maul thyself.
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Chaotic_Baryonyx wrote:God, you people are so arrogant it hurts my soul. Even if he's dead wrong with the Scavenger thing, I'm still waiting for you people to dig up half as many dinosaurs as he did and thinking up revolutionising theories about Hadrosaurs. Even if this goes against the 'no more negative posts', I don't care, you're a bunch of self-aplauding cocksure loudmouths. Maul thyself.
Gonna have to agree with this. You people are taking this a few steps too far. Yeah, Horner's area of specialty may not lie in carnivores, but he's still contributed a great deal to our understanding of dinosaurs in general, and should be respected for that. What you all have sunk to is absolutely atrocious behaviour, and Horner doesn't deserve to have his name dragged through the mud like that.
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never said he didn't contribute a lot just that his theories about carnivores were wrong.
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