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join the club with Sara, Ms. Dna and Mrs. Ian Malcolm... one of the few females/girls on the forum and hanging out in the bar. Ms. DNA, do not give her to much alcohol /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

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Oh right... I'll stop calling you "he" then. lolAquatic_Spinosaurus wrote:I ain't a dude by the way, im a girl. /dry.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="<_<" border="0" alt="dry.gif" /> *is fustrated*
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" border="0" alt="mad.gif" /> *storms in and sits down on a bar stool*
Everyone: What's your problem?
I've been trapped in the hotel elevator for TEN DAYS! I was just trying to get up to the 13th floor! But the elevator stopped on the 8th floor and a robotical voice said "I am sorry but there is not a thirteenth floor. You should have known that, you idiot. Now you will stay here forever and think about how stupid you are."
I finally escaped using a few moves I learned from Bruce Willis in Die Hard. But I still can't believe the elevator talked to me like that! I'm going to go reprogram it!
*scurries off*
Everyone: What's your problem?
I've been trapped in the hotel elevator for TEN DAYS! I was just trying to get up to the 13th floor! But the elevator stopped on the 8th floor and a robotical voice said "I am sorry but there is not a thirteenth floor. You should have known that, you idiot. Now you will stay here forever and think about how stupid you are."
I finally escaped using a few moves I learned from Bruce Willis in Die Hard. But I still can't believe the elevator talked to me like that! I'm going to go reprogram it!
*scurries off*
There's no secret to toasting perfection!
There's a dial on the side to make your selection!
There's a dial on the side to make your selection!
*Starts A "Stop Violence Towards Elevators" demonstration outside the bar, complete with "GIVE ELEVATORS A CHANCE" signs, hippie-like protestors, and a wide variety of psychadelic drugs*
WOOHOO! /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />
WOOHOO! /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />
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