JPdb Bar and Grill

Post by **Jon** » 25 Apr 2004, 15:50

Tyrannis wrote:HMMM a girl, I should lay the macdaddy down, all right. *moves closer to the new girl* So, you come here often?

*gets a bat and sits next to Tyrannis* dont you dare scare her off

Aquatic_Spinosaurus · Post by **Aquatic_Spinosaurus** » 25 Apr 2004, 16:35

*is extreamly disturbed* um...im new, so...no. /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" /> I came here to discuss the new Operation Genesis for the PS2.

Tyrannis · Post by **Tyrannis** » 25 Apr 2004, 21:34

HAHAHA you got a bat that's so funny, *pulls out giant samurai sword and brass knuckles* try and beat that.

Jurassicpuff · Post by **Jurassicpuff** » 25 Apr 2004, 21:57

*has reprogrammed the elevator*
Ah. Now let's see what it says when I try to go to the 13th floor.
*tries to go to the 13th floor*
A robotical voice says "I am terrible sorry. But there is no thirteenth floor. Please press a button to indicate which floor you would like to go to instead."
Haha! What a polite elevator. Now, where do I want to go...
*looks at the buttons*
What? /blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" /> If there are only 8 floors what is the point of this button with a 9 on it?
*press the 9 button*
*the elevator starts BLASTING Revolution 9*
*the ceiling slides open and several colorful creatures drop into the elevator*
Oh no...it CAN'T be!
Not the...

PUFFKINS!!! /ohmy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":o" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" />

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 25 Apr 2004, 22:01

*Is still partying/getting high with the hippies*

*Suddenly the hippies hear the strange "music" coming from the elevator and all simultaneously snap into a zombie-like trance and begin stumbling towards the elevator*

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Hippies + Psychadelic drugs + Revolution #9 = Zombies????

WOW! /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> *runs off to copyright the zombie ingredients for Dieter Enterprises as the possessed hippies begin trying to tear open the elevator*

Tyrannis · Post by **Tyrannis** » 25 Apr 2004, 23:17

*Trying to figure out where these cute little puffkins come from so he can kill them at the source finds the hippie zombies* All right resident evil in real life, YES!!!

dinOverse95 · Post by **dinOverse95** » 26 Apr 2004, 05:58

*Is shocked* /ohmy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":o" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" />
When did those critters get loose?
...I mean...I wonder where they came from...
*Scurries off before anyone else notices*

Triceratops123 · Post by **Triceratops123** » 26 Apr 2004, 09:19

NOT THE PUFFKINS! Look at their cute, shiny...fluffyness!!!! /blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" /> /ohmy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":o" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" />

*screams, drops his documents, runs*

beeurd · Post by **beeurd** » 26 Apr 2004, 14:26

PUFFKINS!? ARGH!! /ohmy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":o" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" />

*hits the alarm*

Red Alert! Red Alert! Puffkins have entered the bar! Puffkins have entered the bar! Run away!

*runs out of the office and dives for shotgun that is kept behind the bar*

Triceratops123 · Post by **Triceratops123** » 26 Apr 2004, 15:25

*The Puffkins now start eating my documents*

NO! Must stop Puffkins! Need to take over... world...