Really stupid eBay items

rextheovermind · Post by **rextheovermind** » 06 Dec 2004, 01:33

LMFAO

Hmm... I sould put mine up...

If you are the winning bidder you will recieve a certificate awarding you the rights to rextheovermind's (Jutin's) soul, detailed discription of him, a letter from him every 2 weeks and an 8 x 10 print of him.

Justin is an earnest young adult, full of bitterness and a great disgust for all of humanity. His certificate, letter and photo makes a really sad Christmas gift or you can keep him for yourself! (Surgeon General's Warning: Keeping him for yourself is not recommended.)

;p

Why does something tell me this kid hopes to get a girlfriend out of this? ;p

rextheovermind · Post by **rextheovermind** » 06 Dec 2004, 01:39

And don't forget to buy the lighter with a human soul trapped in it!

http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewIt...5541505021&rd=1

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 06 Dec 2004, 17:36

Here's a piece of cereal shaped like E.T.'s head!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...ssPageName=WDVW

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 06 Dec 2004, 17:42

Hey look, this is making fun of the grilled cheese sandwich and the person selling her father's ghost on ebay.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...5541279357&rd=1

Edgar · Post by **Edgar** » 06 Dec 2004, 22:41

The Jackal wrote:I sold my soul to some kid for $5 back in high school so I could buy a lunch.

Damn, that was a loooooooong time ago.

Whatever happened to your soul?

*listens as though a Cub Scout around a camp fire*

thenextalangrant · Post by **thenextalangrant** » 09 Dec 2004, 02:23

Edgar wrote:
The Jackal wrote: I sold my soul to some kid for $5 back in high school so I could buy a lunch.

Damn, that was a loooooooong time ago.
Whatever happened to your soul?

*listens as though a Cub Scout around a camp fire*

Lisa bought it off Comic Book Guy after Milhouse sold it for some Alf Pogs. You remember Alf, Edgar? Well, he's back, in Pog form!

Edgar · Post by **Edgar** » 09 Dec 2004, 08:13

Wow! *claps maniacally*

rextheovermind · Post by **rextheovermind** » 12 Dec 2004, 23:01

:: farts ::

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Edgar · Post by **Edgar** » 18 Dec 2004, 20:59

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...item=5544817163

^ and Invisible Car being sold on eBay

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 18 Dec 2004, 22:54

Oh my goodness. There are FIVE BIDS on that thing.

I'm gonna start selling invisible stuff on eBay! What a great way to make FREE MONEY! I can't believe people are stupid enough to bid on NOTHING!!!!