Everyone else has had more s** than me.

[Alexander]

Ask Michael Jackson.

[Jon]

I'm going to pretend you didnt say that alex /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

[lord_w_pizzaball]

I get more s** than any man alive, I take the girls to a place that's not human, I actually made a girl meow during s**.

/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Damn, that's funny and scary. Not that I hadn't expected you to say that Alex.

[Chaotic_Baryonyx]

I'm still a virgin so this song applies to me in the worst way.

Same for me.

[tRaptor]

Dont worry guys. Ints really not all its cracked up to be. Not to say its not fun /smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />

I've got to the point where (when) my GF breaks up with me I'll be ok to never have s** again.

[Chaotic_Baryonyx]

Who said I'm worried? I actually passed it up the first(and only) time it was offered to me. Don't ask.

I noted how you say 'when'. Trouble?

[Cyclopsis Raptor]

Who said I'm worried? I actually passed it up the first(and only) time it was offered to me. Don't ask.

I noted how you say 'when'. Trouble?

Same for me..except I was a freshman in HS.

[tRaptor]

I just think thats its comming. I'm not 100% sure, but idk.

Part of me wants it to end, in which case I vow to never get married. On the other hand, she is the only woman that I would ever marry and I dont really want it to end.

[Rick]

My hand and I never have any problems. [/self-incriminating evidence]

[Alexander]

Procrastination and masturbation are both fun until you've realized you just fucked yourself.