Last one to post HERE!!

Alienprojects · Post by **Alienprojects** » 01 Aug 2005, 20:22

READ THIS BEFORE LOOKING AT THE PICTURE!

You are the chief airplane washer at the company hangar and you:

(1) Hook high pressure hose up to the soap suds machine.

(2) Turn the machine "on".

(3) Receive an important call and have to leave work to go home.

(4) As you depart for home, you yell to Don, your assistant,
"Don, turn it off."

(5) Assistant Don thinks he hears, "Don't turn it off."
He shrugs, and leaves the area right after you.

(6) Refer to attachment for the results.

As with any occupation, make sure personnel have a clear understanding of what you are communicating!

This actually happened!

Alienprojects · Post by **Alienprojects** » 01 Aug 2005, 20:27

Android raptor · Post by **Android raptor** » 01 Aug 2005, 22:47

LOL! Funny pics, guys!

Mr. DNA · Post by **Mr. DNA** » 01 Aug 2005, 22:55

Alienprojects wrote:

What the hell is that?

dinOverse95 · Post by **dinOverse95** » 02 Aug 2005, 01:55

They're camel spiders. Snopes explains a bit more about them.
Snopey Goodness /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />
P.S. I'm the coolest! /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

lilgamefreek · Post by **lilgamefreek** » 02 Aug 2005, 14:10

thenextalangrant wrote:Honestly, I work with that stupidity. Ah the life of tech support...
"I want a tech out to replace my ethernet cable!"
"Sir, it costs $150 to send a tech out. Ethernet cables are around $10 for the size you'll need."
"Your tech installed it and I want a tech out to replace it or I'll cancel!"
And, I'm sitting here thinking, "Okay, you unplugged the cable several times. Is it that hard to stop by the electronics store on the way home one day, buy a cable, and plug it in? It's $200 to cancel, and you can't weasel out of that. They will NOT send a tech out to replace an ethernet cable. You are a dumbass."

wooeee..Moral of the story? Don't let your parents call tech support!
And, posting in this thread makes you smarter! Or something...wait, no it doesn't...Nevermind.

Android raptor · Post by **Android raptor** » 02 Aug 2005, 22:36

Okay... I saw the house where Kurt Cobain killed himself again, and I wrote on a bench in the park next to it...

thenextalangrant · Post by **thenextalangrant** » 03 Aug 2005, 02:08

LOL, I totally love Ctrl+Alt+Delete...And, honestly, I wish "Customer Service" didn't exist so I could be like that on the phone.
"No, sir, we don't support Linksys in any way, shape, or form. You should go hang yourself for even thinking to buy it."
"Ma'am, put down the mouse. Go buy a vibrator and entertain yourself 'cause you are NEVER gonna figure out that computer."
"Windows 98 FE? OH GAWD THE PAIN! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU TO UPGRADE! *hang up*"