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Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 28 Mar 2006, 20:37

Jurassicpuff wrote:/ohmy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":o" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" /> *sniffs air* Does anyone smell something burning?
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*walks into the kitchen only to discover that the tacos she just put in the oven are on fire*
FIRE! Everyone out of the BAR!
*runs away&

*runs into the bar, after having been outside TOTALLY MINDING HER OWN BUSINESS, just so she can dance around and scream at the fire in fright*

*Ms. DNA's aspiration meter plummets, as does her hygiene meter, and after a visit from a psychiatrist that fell from the sky, Ms. DNA goes upstairs to treat herself to a BUBBLE BATH*

Lol, you'd only understand that if you played The Sims 2, but Puff will get it. /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

T-rex23 · Post by **T-rex23** » 28 Mar 2006, 20:50

Well, god that failed, god has to love TKS, cause hell already rejected his aplication...I should know, I was the one who rejected it...

god_that_failed · Post by **god_that_failed** » 28 Mar 2006, 22:13

GOD DAMN IT!!!!!

Jurassicpuff · Post by **Jurassicpuff** » 28 Mar 2006, 22:14

*having completely forgotten about the fire, pounds away at the bathroom door where Ms. DNA has been taking a bubble bath for the last seven hours*

What are you doing in there! Other people need this bathroom! In the words of Ian Malcolm "When you gotta go you gotta go!"

T-rex23 · Post by **T-rex23** » 28 Mar 2006, 22:18

Sorry....though I think pergatory will take him....I'll check

**dials phone**
Guy:Pergatory, this is Tim speaking can I help you?
Me: Yeah, would you all be so kind as to take TKS, god doesn't want him, neither do we, could you all poss **click**
Me:.....God damnit, Pergatory wont take him either....sh*t we're stuck with him...

god_that_failed · Post by **god_that_failed** » 28 Mar 2006, 23:35

QUOTE *having completely forgotten about the fire, pounds away at the bathroom door where Ms. DNA has been taking a bubble bath for the last seven hours*

What are you doing in there! Other people need this bathroom! In the words of Ian Malcolm "When you gotta go you gotta go!"[/quote]
i saw her walk in there with some "toys".

QUOTE Sorry....though I think pergatory will take him....I'll check

**dials phone**
Guy:Pergatory, this is Tim speaking can I help you?
Me: Yeah, would you all be so kind as to take TKS, god doesn't want him, neither do we, could you all poss **click**
Me:.....God damnit, Pergatory wont take him either....sh*t we're stuck with him...[/quote]
have you tried the local animal shelter?

lilgamefreek · Post by **lilgamefreek** » 29 Mar 2006, 00:11

Meanwhile, the fire still rages.

"I need some chinese."

god_that_failed · Post by **god_that_failed** » 29 Mar 2006, 01:13

*calls 911*
damn, im on hold.

what kind of chinese do you want?

T-rex23 · Post by **T-rex23** » 29 Mar 2006, 06:59

No, I havent tried the animal shelter..but pergatory pretty much takes anyone, so if they didn't take TKS, what makes you think the animal shelter will?

...wait...he'd kill all the animals by telling them his stories and doing his stupid shows with his imaginary friend Andy...

Tyrannis · Post by **Tyrannis** » 29 Mar 2006, 12:12

*Continues to lie on the ground passed out*