Lifes mysteries

ianlennoxsafcftm · Post by **ianlennoxsafcftm** » 19 Jun 2006, 06:16

Just wondering

How does a boneless chicken stand up?

Rick · Post by **Rick** » 19 Jun 2006, 06:30

I always wondered why a bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

ianlennoxsafcftm · Post by **ianlennoxsafcftm** » 19 Jun 2006, 07:07

If banks have all the money then why do they tie the pens to the counter?

Post by **Jon** » 19 Jun 2006, 07:57

Always wondered why I sucked at life.

Andy-rex · Post by **Andy-rex** » 19 Jun 2006, 17:32

How come chairs and tables have legs,but they cant walk.

T-rex23 · Post by **T-rex23** » 19 Jun 2006, 23:40

How come I have a loaded gun, and you all are asking these redun

beeurd · Post by **beeurd** » 20 Jun 2006, 08:07

ianlennoxsafcftm wrote:If banks have all the money then why do they tie the pens to the counter?

That's why they have so much money; because they don't have to keep buying new pens.

Rick · Post by **Rick** » 20 Jun 2006, 08:39

T-rex23 wrote:How come I have a loaded gun, and you all are asking these redun

...dant questions?

T-rex23 · Post by **T-rex23** » 21 Jun 2006, 01:04

yeah thats it, thanks, didn't catch that...

ianlennoxsafcftm · Post by **ianlennoxsafcftm** » 21 Jun 2006, 05:42

Which cruel prick but the letter s in the word lisp?